"Climate Change"
"Global Warming"

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These are words our neo-comm, socialist, eco-fascist opponents use to describe something that has been happening on this planet, for all practical purposes, for ETERNITY without our direction or intervention. 

At some point, the eco-fascists decided that they could pretend that "conservation" meant "preserving the status quo".
This dangerous attitude ignores a few milennia of human experience, and virtually all the scientific knowledge available to man. 

THINGS CHANGE - ALL THE TIME.
Since when does the environment stay the same? Utah used to be underwater. Alaska used to be the eastern steppes of Siberia. There used to be ICE covering North America, down to somewhere near North Carolina.
(according to our scientist friends)

When I was a kid, I grew up on a nature "preserve" (literally). I learned all the trails by heart, I played in the forests every day (not making this up).
Then one year, there was a hurricane. It rained for a long time, really hard, and the streams on the hills above the preserve flooded. This washed out a large section of the trails I loved so much, and completely changed the geography of the preserve, in about 36 hours. 
The old pond where we caught frogs and snakes was gone. The direction of the stream changed. There was a new pool at the base of the waterfall. In a place where previously there was only frogs and minnow, now we had some honest to god BASS. I got to FISH in a stream that wasn't there 2 days before.

And I learned a big lesson. Nature changes. That change is natural. Nothing we can do can prevent it.
It's like...
EVOLUTION.

Let's hit them back in the language war. Lets start referring to changes in the weather over the long term as "CLIMATE EVOLUTION" (which, after all is perfectly natural. And everything natural is good, Right? ).

Ask Democrats why they are opposed to "climate evolution"? It's just nature... 

Climate Evolution has been happening for milennia.  It will continue with or without us. 

Take back the language. Our opponents started it.